Commentary:
When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! ๐ฆ๐๐คข
20 Funny disaster quotes
I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.
The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.
Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.
In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.
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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.
Itโs a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people wouldโve died.
I donโt need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.
I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.
Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.
Commentary:
Well, it seems like the only thing hotter than the core of a nuclear reactor is the drama unfolding before our eyes! Jesus take the wheel, because this meltdown is reaching Chernobyl levels of intensity. Someone call the firefighters, we've got a situation hotter than a reactor core here!