21 funny disaster quotes - Wordgag ツ

Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.

Feb 3, 2026

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Feb 2, 2026

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Feb 2, 2026

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

Feb 1, 2026

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Feb 1, 2026

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Feb 1, 2026

Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

Jan 31, 2026

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Jan 31, 2026

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Jan 31, 2026

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Jan 31, 2026

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Jan 30, 2026

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

Jan 29, 2026

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Jan 29, 2026

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Jan 29, 2026

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Jan 23, 2026

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

Jan 22, 2026

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Jan 22, 2026

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Jan 21, 2026

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Jan 21, 2026

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

Jan 19, 2026

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

Jan 19, 2026