Funny disaster quotes

Jesus Christ. I haven't seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You know you're a bad cook when the dog won't lick the plate.

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025