Funny quotes disaster

Funny disaster quotes

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

2 months ago

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

3 months ago

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

3 months ago

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

3 months ago

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

3 months ago

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

3 months ago

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

3 months ago

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

3 months ago

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

3 months ago