20 Funny disaster quotes

• Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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• I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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• The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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• Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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• In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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• Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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• It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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• I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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• I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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• Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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