In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶 Related funny posts 🤝 You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate. Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry. Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go. There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.