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🔥 "Looks like someone missed the memo that Fyre Festival was canceled! Maybe it's time to trade in those luxury accommodations for a cozy blanket fort at home? #FyreFestivalFail 😂"

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

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My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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