77 Funny email quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

  Commentary:
  "Emails are like cookies—they never find me well, but always find me snacking! 🍪📧😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

  Commentary:
  "Why let AI play telephone with my emails? 😂🤖📧 #ICanReadMyself"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

  Commentary:
  "When the king of the jungle unsubscribes from your email drama! 🦁📧😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

  Commentary:
  "Just sent the email! Now let's hope I don't get carried away by a gust of wind. 💨📧😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

  Commentary:
  Guess you're like a boomerang with a "retry" button! 😂📩🚫✨

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you're saying if ChatGPT writes your emails, maybe it's time to reconsider your career choices? 🤖📧 Maybe stick to the robot emojis in your spare time. Just a thought! 😉 #CareerAdviceFromAI

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

  Commentary:
  Subject: Re: Your email finds me deeply unwell 🥴

  Oh no, teetering on the edge, you say? Sounds like the perfect time for an email exchange! 📧😂 Let's see if we can push you back to safety with some witty banter and virtual high-fives. Remember, laughter is the best medicine! 💪😄

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the power of email strikes again! It's like a ninja, lurking in the digital shadows, ready to disrupt our peace and productivity. Who knew a simple 'ping' could shatter the illusion of a well-balanced day? Watch out, folks, the inbox bandit strikes when you least expect it!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate breaking point – the dreaded TV email address entry! 📺🤯 Who knew such a simple task could lead to utter madness and rage? It's the modern-day equivalent of losing your keys in a black hole! 🔑🕳️ Let's hope you keep your cool until the next episode of 'Typing Wars: Email Address Edition'!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No email needs to tell me not to reply.

  Commentary:
  "Receiving an email telling you not to reply is like getting a warning label on a toaster that says 'Do not use underwater.' Thanks for the tip, Captain Obvious!"

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