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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.
Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”
“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.
When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”
Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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5 months ago
Share →: I hope this email finds you in a well.

Commentary:
"Hopefully this email finds you in a well, feeling deep and contemplative 🕳️…or at least not stuck at the bottom without Wi-Fi! 📧😄 #WellWishes #EmailHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Commentary:
"Who needs quick replies when you can perfect the art of procrastination and self-inflicted stress? 💌⏰😅 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: “Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Commentary:
"Hope this email finds you doing well! 💌 Well, guess what, the email found me, so I must be unwell! 🤒 Maybe it should've brought some virtual chicken soup instead. 🐔😂"
5 months ago
Share →: That fight could’ve been an email.

Commentary:
💌💥 "That fight could’ve been an email… the drama, the tension, the suspense… all for what could have been summed up in a couple of paragraphs and a few passive-aggressive emojis 😂 Next time, save the energy for the inbox, folks!" 📧✉️
5 months ago
Share →: I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Commentary:
💌💔 Don't just say you miss me, show me the discount honey! 💸😂 Come on, brands, step up your game! There's a line of people waiting to win me back, get in on the competition! 🏆 #CouponOrBust #MissingMeAintEnough
5 months ago
Share →: When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, for the email escape artist is about to pull off the disappearing act of the century 🎩✨💌 #OOOMagic #GoneWithTheEmails"
5 months ago
Share →: Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Professionalism redefined! 👩‍💼💁‍♂️ Addressing work emails with a touch of sass and a sprinkle of confusion. Get ready for the recipient's puzzled look followed by a chuckle. Who said corporate life couldn't be fun? 😄 #EmailEtiquetteGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Commentary:
"Breaking news: A revolutionary email opener has hit the scene! 💌✨ Say 'I am interested in bothering you!' and watch those responses flood in like never before. Who knew bothering someone could be so engaging? 😜 #EmailGameChanger"
5 months ago
Share →: Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Commentary:
"Mastering the art of passive-aggressiveness with just two words: 'wow ok' 💁‍♂️📧 #EmailEtiquette"
5 months ago
Share →: Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Commentary:
💌 "Might start signing off emails with 'well, I hope you're happy'… because what can be more passive-aggressively polite than wishing someone happiness while low-key questioning their life choices? 😂 Here's to hoping they read between the lines… or emojis!"