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  • Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs quick replies when you can perfect the art of procrastination and self-inflicted stress? 💌⏰😅 #ProcrastinationGameStrong”

  • โ€œHope this email finds you doing well!โ€ The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

    Commentary:
    “Hope this email finds you doing well! 💌 Well, guess what, the email found me, so I must be unwell! 🤒 Maybe it should’ve brought some virtual chicken soup instead. 🐔😂”

  • That fight couldโ€™ve been an email.

    Commentary:
    💌💥 “That fight could’ve been an email… the drama, the tension, the suspense… all for what could have been summed up in a couple of paragraphs and a few passive-aggressive emojis 😂 Next time, save the energy for the inbox, folks!” 📧✉️

  • I love when I get an email from a brand saying โ€œwe miss you!โ€ with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, letโ€™s be competitive here.

    Commentary:
    💌💔 Don’t just say you miss me, show me the discount honey! 💸😂 Come on, brands, step up your game! There’s a line of people waiting to win me back, get in on the competition! 🏆 #CouponOrBust #MissingMeAintEnough

  • When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

    Commentary:
    “Brace yourselves, for the email escape artist is about to pull off the disappearing act of the century 🎩✨💌 #OOOMagic #GoneWithTheEmails”

  • Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

    Commentary:
    “Breaking news: Professionalism redefined! 👩‍💼💁‍♂️ Addressing work emails with a touch of sass and a sprinkle of confusion. Get ready for the recipient’s puzzled look followed by a chuckle. Who said corporate life couldn’t be fun? 😄 #EmailEtiquetteGoals”

  • New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

    Commentary:
    “Breaking news: A revolutionary email opener has hit the scene! 💌✨ Say ‘I am interested in bothering you!’ and watch those responses flood in like never before. Who knew bothering someone could be so engaging? 😜 #EmailGameChanger”

  • Responding to any and all emails with โ€˜wow okโ€™

    Commentary:
    “Mastering the art of passive-aggressiveness with just two words: ‘wow ok’ 💁‍♂️📧 #EmailEtiquette”

  • Might start signing off emails with โ€˜well, I hope youโ€™re happyโ€™

    Commentary:
    💌 “Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’… because what can be more passive-aggressively polite than wishing someone happiness while low-key questioning their life choices? 😂 Here’s to hoping they read between the lines… or emojis!”

  • Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

    Commentary:
    “Let’s start a movement to make confusion the new trend in professional communication 👩‍💼📧 Embrace the chaos and let your colleagues know you’re just as lost as they are! 🤪💻 #EmailEtiquette”

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