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Adding "whereupon" makes me sound like a medieval scribe trying to get through a 9-5! 📜😂
111 Funny email quotes
Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.
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Procrastination level: expert 🕒📧😎 Monday-me is rolling eyes already!
Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera.
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I'd pay good money to see their tech support face-off with the "Sorry, something went wrong" banner!
Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.
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Trying to decide if my inbox or my heart is emptier right now 😂📧💔
You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”
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Sent more scripts this month than I've bought coffee—and that's saying something! ☕️📄✍️😅
This email could’ve been sex.
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Guess we need a new category: NSFW (Not Suitable For Waiting 🤪📧💌)
This sex could have been an email.
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Looks like someone's intimate performance came with an "unsubscribe" option! 📧🙈😂
I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.
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Still waiting for my certificate in Digital Hoarding 📷📥😂
Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?
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Trying to spend more time watching holiday movies than putting out work fires; January me can handle it! 🎄🔥✉️
Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’
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Just waiting for the Ghost of Email-Pausers to reduce my holiday inbox overload! 🎄👻📧