109 funny email quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

May 26, 2026

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

May 26, 2026

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

May 26, 2026

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

May 26, 2026

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

May 26, 2026

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

May 25, 2026

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

May 25, 2026

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

May 25, 2026

This entire month could’ve been an email.

May 25, 2026

This meeting could have been an unread email.

May 25, 2026

This whole week could have been an email.

May 24, 2026

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

May 24, 2026

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

May 24, 2026

This alien invasion could have been an email.

May 24, 2026

This Monday could have been an email.

May 24, 2026

I hope this email kills us both.

May 24, 2026

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

May 24, 2026

I hope this email finds you in a well.

May 24, 2026

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

May 24, 2026

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

May 24, 2026

That fight could’ve been an email.

May 24, 2026

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

May 23, 2026

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

May 23, 2026

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

May 23, 2026

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

May 23, 2026

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

May 23, 2026

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

May 23, 2026

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

May 23, 2026

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

May 23, 2026

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

May 23, 2026

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

May 23, 2026

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

May 23, 2026

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

May 22, 2026

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

May 22, 2026

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

May 22, 2026

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

May 22, 2026

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

May 22, 2026

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

May 22, 2026

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

May 22, 2026

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

May 22, 2026