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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

May 21, 2026

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

May 21, 2026

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

May 21, 2026

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

May 21, 2026

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

May 21, 2026

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

May 20, 2026

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

May 20, 2026

Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

May 20, 2026

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

May 20, 2026

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

May 20, 2026

My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

May 20, 2026

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

May 19, 2026

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

May 19, 2026

Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

May 19, 2026

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

May 19, 2026

If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

May 19, 2026

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

May 19, 2026

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

May 19, 2026

Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

May 19, 2026

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

May 19, 2026

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

May 19, 2026

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

May 19, 2026

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

May 19, 2026

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

May 19, 2026

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

May 19, 2026

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

May 19, 2026

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

May 19, 2026

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

May 19, 2026

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

May 18, 2026

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

May 18, 2026

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera.

May 18, 2026

Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

May 6, 2026

You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”

Apr 2, 2026

This email could’ve been sex.

Apr 1, 2026

This sex could have been an email.

Apr 1, 2026

I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

Apr 1, 2026

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Apr 1, 2026

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Apr 1, 2026

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Apr 1, 2026

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

Apr 1, 2026