Funny email quotes

Funny email quotes bring humor to the often monotonous world of inbox management! 📧😄 From dealing with endless replies to the quirks of office communication, these quotes highlight the lighter side of emailing. Enjoy a good laugh as you navigate through your digital correspondence! 😂💻

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Funny Quotes August 10, 2024

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

Funny Quotes August 10, 2024

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

Funny Quotes August 2, 2024

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Funny Quotes July 24, 2024

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Funny Quotes July 19, 2024

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Funny Quotes July 10, 2024