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My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase โ€˜Thereโ€™s no such thing as a free lunchโ€™. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is โ€˜The only free cheese is in the mousetrapโ€™ โ€” which is so much better.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

Posted onJan 18, 2026Feb 24, 2026

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