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• My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

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  3 weeks ago

  child, equivalent, family, father, humor, joke, kid, kids, parenting, sibling, time, want, zero

• Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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  2 months ago

  clean, clean room, daily, daily routine, equivalent, getting, humor, hygiene, just, life, life order, motivation, order, personal, personal hygiene, pretend, procrastination, room, routine, self-care, skincare, skincare routine, sometimes

• Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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  2 months ago

  affection, angel, compliment, digital, digital interaction, equivalent, forehead, humor, interaction, kindness, kissing, liking, me, media, post, social, social media

• Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bin, break, childhood, cigarette, equivalent, humor, nostalgia, pencil, school, sharpening, taking

• Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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  2 months ago

  equivalent, forget, forgetting, home, humor, leaving, medieval, modern, phone, sword, technology, times

• Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

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  5 months ago

  anything, commitment, drunk, equivalent, exaggeration, giving, happen, humor, manifesto, me, politician, promise, sarcasm, unreliability

• I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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  6 months ago

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• What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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  6 months ago

  always, biology, curiosity, equivalent, humor, i, morning, morning wood, question, why, women, wood

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