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My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

Feb 3, 2026

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Feb 2, 2026

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Jan 31, 2026

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Jan 30, 2026

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Jan 28, 2026

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Jan 19, 2026

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Jan 18, 2026

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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