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Witty quote about dad’s humorous math on having kids, playful and funny in tone.

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

Commentary:
Dad-math strikes again: 2 kids = 0 kids. 🤔🧮👶👶

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged child, equivalent, family, father, humor, joke, kid, kids, parenting, sibling, time, want, zero on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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