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My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

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Dad-math strikes again: 2 kids = 0 kids. 🤔🧮👶👶

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged child, equivalent, family, father, humor, joke, kid, kids, parenting, sibling, time, want, zero on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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