17 Funny female quotes

• Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

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  5 days ago

  appearance, bet, fashion, female, good, humor, i, internet, much, naked, online, sweater

• Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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  1 month ago

  balance, being, conversation, crazy, dynamic, female, female friendship, friendship, friendship dynamic, humor, insane, insanity, later, minutes, normal, personality, relationship, taking, thirty, trade, turn-taking

• Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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  1 month ago

  content, content creation, creation, feel, female, filmmaker, forgot, fun, i, ig, Instagram, Instagram story, media, post, social, social media, story

• If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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  1 month ago

  Alpha, alpha female, bedtime, dating, dragon, else, female, humor, know, need, night, personality, relationship, turn

• Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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  1 month ago

  again, animal, animal defense, avoid, avoidance, behavior, dead, death, deaths, defense, dragonfly, fake, fake death, female, female behavior, girl, here, humor, mating, nature, own, play, ugh, unwanted

• You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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  1 month ago

  dating, female, female friend, friend, friends, friendship, humor, know, life, love, love life, open, sarcasm, stupidity

• You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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  1 month ago

  argue, communication, fast, female, humor, relationship, reply

• The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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  1 month ago

  dream, dreams, female, find out, humor, phone, phones, relationship

• Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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  1 month ago

  anti-stress, balls, breast, breasts, device, female, humor, irony, nature, stress

• What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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  1 month ago

  bag, baguette, female, food, food joke, humor, joke, mean, misunderstanding, wordplay

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