Funny female quotes

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  18 hours ago

  Share →: Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a perfect balance between chaos and calm! Just make sure to set a timer for those sanity swaps! 😂🤪🕰️

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

  Commentary:
  Living your Spielberg dreams one IG story at a time 🎥😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a fire-breathing bedtime story is part of the nightly routine! 🐉🔥😴

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

  Commentary:
  "Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

  Commentary:
  "When your friend talks about her love life, and you start feeling like a relationship therapist—without the degree! 😂🙈💔 #NoCertificationNeeded"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old technique of sparking quick responses from females – just start a friendly argument and watch the messages fly in faster than you can say 'oops'!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to snoop through phones when you can just dream up all the juicy details instead? 🤔💭 Sweet dreams or nightmare fuel, ladies? 😂📱 #DreamsDontLie"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of nature's unintentional design flaw 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♂️ Who knew that such stress-relieving wonders could be tied to the ultimate stress-causing machine? It's like having a reset button right next to a loud alarm clock – nature's sense of humor is truly one of a kind! 😂 #IronyAtItsFinest

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

  Commentary:
  Oh la la! 🥖💃 Let me break it down for you: Baguettes come in all shapes and sizes, regardless of their gender! 🙅‍♀️ It's all about that delicious crispy crust and chewy interior that makes anyone swoon! 😂 Next time you enjoy a baguette, just remember it's all about the bread love, not the gender roles! 💁‍♂️🥖

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the female brain – akin to the internet, where nothing truly disappears! 🤯🙈 It's like trying to erase that embarrassing photo from your phone, only for it to resurface at the most inconvenient moment! 📸💥 So remember, be careful what you input into the female brain – it has a mind of its own! 😉💭

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