18 Funny female quotes

• The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

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  3 days ago

  ability, able, exactly, female, female intuition, following, girl, guess, guessing, humor, intuition, media, relationship, social, social media

• Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

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  4 weeks ago

  appearance, bet, fashion, female, good, humor, i, internet, much, naked, online, sweater

• Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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  2 months ago

  balance, being, conversation, crazy, dynamic, female, female friendship, friendship, friendship dynamic, humor, insane, insanity, later, minutes, normal, personality, relationship, taking, thirty, trade, turn-taking

• Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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  2 months ago

  content, content creation, creation, feel, female, filmmaker, forgot, fun, i, ig, Instagram, Instagram story, media, post, social, social media, story

• If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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  2 months ago

  Alpha, alpha female, bedtime, dating, dragon, else, female, humor, know, need, night, personality, relationship, turn

• Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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  2 months ago

  again, animal, animal defense, avoid, avoidance, behavior, dead, death, deaths, defense, dragonfly, fake, fake death, female, female behavior, girl, here, humor, mating, nature, own, play, ugh, unwanted

• You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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  2 months ago

  dating, female, female friend, friend, friends, friendship, humor, know, life, love, love life, open, sarcasm, stupidity

• You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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  2 months ago

  argue, communication, fast, female, humor, relationship, reply

• The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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  2 months ago

  dream, dreams, female, find out, humor, phone, phones, relationship

• Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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  2 months ago

  anti-stress, balls, breast, breasts, device, female, humor, irony, nature, stress

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