If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a fire-breathing bedtime story is part of the nightly routine! ππ₯π΄ Related funny posts π€ Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again. If your kids arenβt drinking enough water, tell them itβs bedtime. βIβve tasted going back to an ex, and Iβve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.β Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk. I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.