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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.