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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

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Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

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Funny financial joke quotes

Funny financial joke quotes bring a lighthearted twist to money matters 💸😂 Whether you’re budgeting, investing, or just daydreaming about a payday, these witty one-liners will have you chuckling all the way to the bank 🏦🤣 Get ready to laugh off those financial stressors with humor that’s as rich as your dreams! 💰🎉

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Missing you like my wallet misses its friends: the dollars 💸😂

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"Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? 💸😂 #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"

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Spent my money like life was short… turns out it’s more like a plot twist! 😂💸🤦‍♂️

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When I go out, the only thing that turns into a pumpkin is my bank account! 🎃💸

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Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

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Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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