They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Spent my money like life was short… turns out it’s more like a plot twist! 😂💸🤦♂️ Related funny posts 🤝 Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story. Why can’t I cry money instead of tears? I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything. I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.” I need money, not feelings.