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They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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Spent my money like life was short… turns out it’s more like a plot twist! 😂💸🤦‍♂️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alive, enjoy, financial, financial joke, finished, humor, joke, life, money, said, short, short life, spending, still, survival on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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