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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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"Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? 💸😂 #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged account, bank, cash, depressed, depression, finances, financial, financial joke, health, humor, income, joke, just, mental, mental health, money, need, sarcasm, wealth on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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