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Mar 29, 2026

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Playful quote about financial wishfulness and humorously downplaying depression.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? 💸😂 #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"

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