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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Playful quote about financial wishfulness and humorously downplaying depression.
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"Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? πŸ’ΈπŸ˜‚ #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"

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