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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ώ has copied:

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± has viewed:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡¨ has viewed:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡· has viewed:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡² has downloaded:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή has viewed:

I need to consult the woods about this.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡° has bookmarked:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡· has viewed:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡² has shared:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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Jan 2, 2026

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Live now on WeChat:

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Just shared via WeChat:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Trending via Discord:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

Just shared via Reddit:

β€œI’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Just landed via Instagram:

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

Making waves on TikTok:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Live now on Discord:

College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

Live now on Pinterest:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Making waves on Threads:

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

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25 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

30 shares on Discord this month:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

68 shares on Discord this month:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

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If I had 50Β’ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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β€œIs everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

21 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

17 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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Dear music, thanks!

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

12 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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β€˜Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ has copied:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡¦ has downloaded:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ has viewed:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡© has shared:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ύ has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡± has copied:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ό has bookmarked:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ή has downloaded:

β€œBecause my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί has shared:

You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Making waves on Discord:

Americans saw water freeze at 0Β°C and said, β€œLet’s make that 32.”

Just shared via Twitch:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Just shared via X:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Just landed via Pinterest:

β€œGirls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Seen just now on Discord:

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Girls will be like β€œit’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

Seen just now on WeChat:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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