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Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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Feb 3, 2026

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Just shared via Instagram:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

Going viral on YouTube:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

Going viral on Discord:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Just landed via Threads:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Spotted on X:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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Funny folks quotes bring laughter and lightness to everyday moments 😄✨ Whether you need a quick mood boost or a clever way to brighten your day, these witty words from everyday heroes hit just the right spot 🎉🤪 Get ready to smile, chuckle, and share the joy with friends—because life’s too short not to laugh out loud! 😂🔥

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24 shares on Pinterest this month:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

43 shares on Messenger this month:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

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My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Seen just now on Threads:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Just landed via Facebook:

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Just shared via Reddit:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Going bananas on Discord:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Breaking via X:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Trending via Facebook:

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

Making waves on TikTok:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Breaking via Reddit:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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