Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.