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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.