16 Funny foot quotes

• Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

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  bite, foot, government, humor, kind, know, literally, mosquito, mosquito bite, pleasure, scratching, secret, sensation, stuff, want

• Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

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  beach, dating, feet, foot, going, guy, humor, insane, preference

• Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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  bed, bedtime, busy, comfort, excuse, feet, foot, foot rub, got, grasshopper, humor, i, laziness, little, pajamas, procrastination, rub, showered, sorry, together, tonight

• The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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  casual, comfort, comfortable, cozy, downtime, feet, foot, foot up, highlight, leisure, me, me time, putting, relaxation, self-care, slipping, something, time, weekend

• The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

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  foot, function, furniture, house, humor, object, toe

• Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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  absurdity, chuck, Chuck Norris, driving, driving test, foot, humor, joke, legend, norris, skills, test

• Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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  feetish, fetish, foot, humor, just, pun, should, wordplay

• Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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  asleep, comparison, drink, feeling, foot, humor, sensation, sparkling, sparkling water, taste, water

• They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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  care, dental, dental care, dental floss, floss, foot, humor, invention, know, last, last foot, practicality, red, run, run out, should

• Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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  fetish, foot, girlfriend, guys, humor, joke, just, relationship, sock

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