Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why do feet guys love the beach? Because itβs a total sole-sensation! ποΈπ£π Related funny posts π€ Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world. Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, Iβll be in the closet. A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him βI just quantum leaped into this body!β Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys. βYou let your cat on the bed?β I would put her on my life insurance.