I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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👮‍♂️👟 “I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers…because catching criminals is a marathon, not a sprint! 🚨👟💨” #FashionPolice #SolePatrol

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