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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Playful quote about staying in, with quirky humor about foot-rubbing like a grasshopper.

Commentary:
Too busy living that grasshopper life, practicing my foot-rubbing symphony πŸ¦—πŸ›οΈπŸ˜‚


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