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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

3 months ago

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

3 months ago

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

3 months ago

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

3 months ago

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

3 months ago

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

3 months ago

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

3 months ago

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

3 months ago

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

3 months ago

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

3 months ago

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

3 months ago

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

3 months ago

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

3 months ago

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

3 months ago

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

3 months ago

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

3 months ago

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

3 months ago

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

3 months ago