Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.