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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

May 21, 2026

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

May 21, 2026

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

May 21, 2026

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

May 21, 2026

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

May 21, 2026

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

May 21, 2026

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

May 21, 2026

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

May 21, 2026

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

May 21, 2026

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

May 21, 2026

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

May 21, 2026

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

May 21, 2026

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

May 21, 2026

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

May 21, 2026

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

May 21, 2026

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

May 21, 2026

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

May 21, 2026

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

May 21, 2026

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

May 21, 2026

Things I hate about group work: The group.

May 21, 2026

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

May 21, 2026

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

May 21, 2026

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

May 21, 2026

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

May 21, 2026

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

May 21, 2026

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

May 21, 2026

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

May 21, 2026

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

May 21, 2026

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

May 21, 2026

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

May 21, 2026

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

May 21, 2026

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

May 21, 2026

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

May 21, 2026

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

May 21, 2026

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

May 21, 2026

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

May 21, 2026

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

May 21, 2026

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

May 21, 2026

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

May 21, 2026