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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Jan 30, 2026

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Jan 30, 2026

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Jan 30, 2026

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Jan 30, 2026

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Jan 30, 2026

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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