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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

3 months ago

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

3 months ago

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

3 months ago

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

3 months ago

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

3 months ago

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

3 months ago

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

3 months ago

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

3 months ago

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

3 months ago

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

3 months ago

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

3 months ago

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

3 months ago

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

3 months ago

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

3 months ago

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

3 months ago

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

3 months ago

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

3 months ago

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

3 months ago

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

3 months ago

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

3 months ago