If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like this Zoom meeting just turned into a virtual slapstick comedy – tune in for the next episode of 'The Questionable Colleague Chronicles'!" Related funny posts 🤝 Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference. I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting. Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny. Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting. Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.