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Witty and playful text about frustrated revenge, featuring a bus pass instead of a car.

When you want to key his car, but he doesnโ€™t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Commentary:
"Seems like someone got a little carried away with the road rage! Remember, if life gives you lemons, don't key the bus pass – just ride the chaos away on the next bus! ๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ˜…"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bus, bus pass, car, conflict, frustration, humor, key, pass, prank, relationship, revenge, want on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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