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I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.