I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"If only time wasted could be converted into dollars 💸… I'd be a billionaire by now! ⏳😂 #TimeIsMoney" Related funny posts 🤝 I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars. I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e. One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure. I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me. This meeting could have been an oil painting.