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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Jan 28, 2026

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Jan 28, 2026

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Jan 28, 2026

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Jan 28, 2026

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Jan 28, 2026

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Jan 28, 2026

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

Jan 28, 2026

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Jan 28, 2026

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Jan 28, 2026

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Jan 28, 2026

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Jan 28, 2026

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Jan 28, 2026

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Jan 28, 2026

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Jan 28, 2026

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Jan 28, 2026

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Jan 28, 2026

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Jan 28, 2026

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Jan 28, 2026

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Jan 28, 2026

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Jan 28, 2026

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Jan 28, 2026

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

Jan 28, 2026

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

Jan 23, 2026

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Jan 23, 2026

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Jan 23, 2026

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Jan 23, 2026

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Jan 23, 2026

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Jan 23, 2026

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Jan 23, 2026

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Jan 23, 2026

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Jan 23, 2026

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Jan 23, 2026

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Jan 23, 2026

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Jan 23, 2026

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Jan 23, 2026

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Jan 23, 2026

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Jan 23, 2026

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Jan 23, 2026

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Jan 23, 2026

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Jan 23, 2026