771 Funny fun quotes

• I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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• Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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• I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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• Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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  activity, behavior, fun, fun activity, headphones, humor, lyrics, mouthing, normalize, public, singing, social, social behavior, song

• I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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• I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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• Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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  activity, fruit, fun, fun activity, humor, mess, pomegranate, worth

• If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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  attitude, confidence, dance, dance move, doing, dropping, fun, hell, hot, humor, lifestyle, move, party

• I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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  2 weeks ago

  actors, comedy, feelings, fun, humor, i, kissing, movie, reaction, romantic, said, strong, subtitles, surprise, unexpected, while

• The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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  birthday, cake, celebration, follow, friends, friendship, fun, hack, humor, joke, life, life hack, me, means, party

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