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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.