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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

May 23, 2026

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

May 23, 2026

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

May 23, 2026

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

May 23, 2026

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

May 23, 2026

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

May 23, 2026

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

May 23, 2026

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

May 23, 2026

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

May 23, 2026

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

May 23, 2026

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

May 23, 2026

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

May 23, 2026

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

May 23, 2026

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

May 23, 2026

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

May 23, 2026

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

May 23, 2026

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

May 23, 2026

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

May 23, 2026

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

May 23, 2026

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

May 23, 2026

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

May 23, 2026

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

May 23, 2026

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

May 23, 2026

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

May 23, 2026

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

May 23, 2026

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

May 23, 2026

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

May 23, 2026

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

May 23, 2026

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

May 23, 2026

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

May 23, 2026

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

May 23, 2026

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

May 23, 2026

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

May 23, 2026

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

May 23, 2026

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

May 23, 2026

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

May 23, 2026

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

May 23, 2026

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

May 23, 2026

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

May 23, 2026

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

May 23, 2026