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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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The future is buffering.

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I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.