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- You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.
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- We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.
- I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.
- I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.
- You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.
- I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.
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