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Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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Breaking via Reddit:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Breaking via Instagram:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

Just shared via TikTok:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Going viral on Telegram:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Just landed via Discord:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Trending via Reddit:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Spotted on Telegram:

Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

6 months ago

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Just shared via TikTok:

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Making waves on TikTok:

If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

Just shared via Telegram:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Trending via LinkedIn:

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

Trending via YouTube:

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

Breaking via Facebook:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Just landed via Twitch:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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