Commentary:
"Who needs baby fever when you've got furniture fever! 🛋️💁♂️ Just remember, assembling furniture is the only kind of building project you should tackle without protective gear. 😉🔨 #IKEAtherapy"
Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.