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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.