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Funny good news quotes

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

3 months ago

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

3 months ago

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

3 months ago

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

3 months ago

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

3 months ago