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Funny good news quotes

Funny good news quotes bring a burst of laughter πŸ˜‚ and sunshine β˜€οΈ to even the dullest updates. When you want to share happiness with a twist of humor πŸ˜„, these witty lines turn great news into unforgettable moments πŸŽ‰. Whether it’s a tiny win or big celebration, a sprinkle of comedy keeps the vibes high and smiles wide 😎. Ready to brighten your day with some hilarious positivity? Let’s dive in! 🎈✨

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

Posted onJan 23, 20254 months ago

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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