Funny good news quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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