Funny good news quotes

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you're wrong.

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025