The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Commentary:
Looks like your phone is determined to make those 🛫 turbulent moments work FOR you! Who needs smooth skies when you’ve got a step tracker that’s always up for a challenge? 😂✈️ #TurningTurbulenceIntoSteps

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