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Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Commentary:
"Breaking records like a champ… in the cholesterol game πŸ†πŸ” Keep reaching for the stars, even if they are made of bacon! 🌟πŸ₯“"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, bad news, cholesterol, diet, good, good news, health, high, high score, humor, i, irony, news, score, time, today, wellness on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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