20 Funny harder quotes

• They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

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  around, britney, Britney Spears, celebrity, harder, here, humor, me, monitor, monitoring, oversight, spears, surveillance

• Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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  billionaire, economy, got, harder, inequality, labor, less, making, money, paid, pay, rich, spend, spending, sure, wealth, work, working

• Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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  1 month ago

  disappointment, fifth, food, fridge, harder, hope, hoping, humor, hunger, kitchen, magic, new, nothing, opening, snack, time

• Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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  beat, beating, broke, everywhere, found, harder, home, humor, joke, laziness, me, motivation, nothing, robbery, search, telling, thief, work, yesterday

• I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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  1 month ago

  ability, aging, back, difficulty, drop, drop it, harder, hot, humor, i, just, lot, physical, physical ability, pick, still

• I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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  activity, balance, entertainment, everyone, finding, fun, fun activity, game, games, harder, hobby, i, job, leisure, management, movie, playing, say, show, shows, speak, time, time management, TV, TV Show, video, video game, watching

• Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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  attention, attitude, confidence, entertainment, forget, give, harder, humor, motivation, never, nobody, observation, people, rivalry, sarcasm, show

• I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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  emotion, exaggeration, hard, harder, humor, i, love, relationship, self-deprecating, stupid, wit

• I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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  caffeine, coffee, harder, hope, humor, i, morning, motivation, reality

• Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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  bathroom, bed, bed to bathroom, brushing, chore, daily, daily task, day, effort, feels, frustration, getting, harder, humor, just, night, nighttime, nighttime routine, pissed, routine, task, teeth, thinking, tooth, tooth brushing, walking, working

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