Funny harder quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to caffeine being my daily dose of reality armor! ☕💪😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

  Commentary:
  "Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

  Commentary:
  "😂 When a toddler says 'make me an offer,' you better have cookies ready or be prepared for a kindergarten coup! 🍪👶💼"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

  Commentary:
  "Here's a deliciously logical excuse to indulge in cake 🍰 – safety first! Remember, a little extra fluff can be your best defense against being whisked away 🍰🦸‍♂️. So go ahead, treat yourself to some cake and build your own personal fortress! Stay safe, stay sweet! 💪🍰 #CakeIsLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to reason with someone holding onto stupid views is like trying to teach a cat to bark 🙀🐶 It's an uphill battle, my friend! But hey, at least you'll have some amusing stories to share at parties 🎉 #FoolishFolks #ChallengingConversations"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the age-old battle between cake and utensils! 🍰🍴 It seems like the plastic fork just can't handle the sheer awesomeness of cake – it's like trying to use a feather to lift a boulder! Perhaps the cake needs to come with a warning label: "Caution: may cause plastic forks to retreat in defeat!" 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, tattoos might limit my job options, but have you seen my personality? It's a real game-changer! 😏💁‍♀️ Who needs a restrictive job when you have charisma oozing out of your pores, am I right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

  Commentary:
  Haha, maybe one of your ears is just more of an audiophile than the other! 🎧🔋 Or perhaps one AirPod is secretly plotting to dominate your music playlist and silently drains its battery faster to assert its dominance! 🤔😂 Keep an eye on those mischievous pods! 🎵🎶

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone worked smarter not harder… straight into some legal trouble! 😅💼 Better call Saul, or better yet, maybe a lawyer who isn't fictional! 🕵️‍♂️⚖️"

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