Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Putting on a performance worthy of an audience that won't leave a tip! πππΈ Related funny posts π€ I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy. My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings. Of course I look tired, itβs hard pretending to be awake. My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry. I embarrass myself in front of myself.