Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When the truth takes a day off and fantasy works overtime 😅🤥💼 Related funny posts 🤝 It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want. Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me. 90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again. If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you. Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.