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15 Funny haunted quotes

Funny haunted quotes👻 bring a spooky twist to your day with a burst of laughter! Whether you’re ghost hunting or just love a clever pun, these witty sayings will haunt your funny bone in the best way. Get ready to chuckle through chills and thrills—because who says haunted can’t be hilarious? 🎃💀✨

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Posted onJan 28, 2025

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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