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Funny quote about spooky houses, suggesting they’ll be more interested in news than ghosts.

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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Looks like the scariest thing we'll encounter in haunted houses this year is 2020 news coverage! 👻🏚️ Get ready for jump scares and breaking news alerts! 😱📰

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged current, current events, events, fear, Halloween, haunted, haunted house, house, humor, irony, just, news, scare, year on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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