1657 Funny irony quotes

• Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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• The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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  baby, candy, childhood, everyday, everyday humor, humor, irony, opposite, parenting, playful, putting, safety, sunscreen, taking, toddler

• Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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  actual, artificial, artificial intelligence, humor, ignorance, intelligence, irony, never, replace, technology, worry

• If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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  absurdity, buy, circus, humor, i, irony, joke, management, manager, monkey

• Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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  absurdity, comedy, humor, irony, lighthearted, little, paper, parody, question, quirk, trying

• I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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• Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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  age, AI, being, digital, digital age, gap, generational, generational gap, having, humor, internet, irony, parents, technology, tell, thanks, told, trust, us

• It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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• Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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  bad, change, cynicism, evolution, Funny, good, hope, humor, humor change, humor evolution, i, irony, least, me, naivety, perspective, self-awareness, something, whatever, young

• The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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  amazing, appearance, beauty, casual, confidence, humor, humorist, irony, key, looking, most, self-deprecation, shit, surprise, time

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