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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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I am thick and tired.

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.