Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”. Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept. I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again. I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read. Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?