Wordgag 🎅

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

Dec 22, 2025

3,723

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Just landed via Slack:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Spotted on Twitch:

“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

Trending via Facebook:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Just shared via Instagram:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Seen just now on Facebook:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Just landed via YouTube:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

Home » Funny Jurassic Quotes

Funny jurassic quotes

Funny jurassic quotes 🦖 bring a hilarious twist to the prehistoric world, mixing dino-sized laughs with timeless wit! Whether you’re a Jurassic Park fan or just love clever puns from the age of giants, these quotes will roar their way into your heart 😂🌋. Get ready to travel back millions of years with a smile and some seriously dino-mite humor! 🦕🔥

New funny jurassic quotes 👇

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

0

1 month ago

adjuster, call, comedy, dinosaur, disaster, end, every, getting, humor, insurance, insurance adjuster, jurassic, Jurassic Park, movie, park, phone, phone call, reaction, should, throwing
It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

0

1 month ago

3, better, crazy, got, humor, jurassic, Jurassic Park, movie, movie review, opinion, park, point, review, say, series, sery, things, where
Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

0

1 month ago

animal, anticipation, culture, goat, good, happen, humor, jurassic, Jurassic Park, meme, park, patience, patiently, pop, pop culture, something, waiting
They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

0

1 month ago

another, comedy, dinosaurs, film, guess, humor, jurassic, let, loose, me, movie, sequel
Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

0

1 month ago

age, ago, came, decades, feel, fossil, humor, i, jurassic, Jurassic Park, movie, nostalgia, park
I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

0

2 months ago

adventure, all inclusive, desperation, escape, humor, ID, inclusive, jurassic, Jurassic Park, park, point, spend, theme, theme park, travel, vacation, week
I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

0

2 months ago

activity, adventure, curiosity, dinosaurs, even, exploration, fun, fun activity, humor, i, jurassic, Jurassic Park, park, risk, say, seen, visit
If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

0

2 months ago

animals, comparison, humor, husband, jurassic, Jurassic Park, listen, need, night, park, sleep, snore, sound

All funny jurassic quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎁🎅🎄 Christmas Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on Threads this month:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

51 shares on Discord this month:

I’m going to hell in every religion.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Trending Topics 📁

Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

Users Online

3,817

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Just landed via WeChat:

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Spotted on Twitch:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Spotted on Facebook:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Seen just now on TikTok:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Making waves on Telegram:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴