Funny quotes mall

Funny mall quotes

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

2 months ago

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

3 months ago

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

3 months ago

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

3 months ago

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

3 months ago

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

3 months ago

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

3 months ago