Funny mall quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

  Commentary:
  "Airports: where I pay for a flight, but end up on an unexpected shopping spree 🚀🛍️ Who knew travel came with a side of impulse buying? 😂✈️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone found a whole new level of zen at the mall! 🧘‍♂️💆‍♂️ Just hope they don't start a trend of 'moaning' as the latest relaxation technique! 🤣 #MallZen"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like someone's got some explaining to do! 🎅🏼👀 Who knew Santa had a twin wandering around the mall causing chaos and confusion? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Always expect the unexpected during the holiday season, folks! 🎄😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, Santa! 🎅🏻 Who needs the North Pole when you've got Amazon Prime? 🎁🚚 Let's make some cyber wishes come true, one delivery at a time! 🛍️💬 #NewAgeSanta"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I only reserve the title 'daddy' for serious retail negotiations 💰🛍️ #RetailTherapyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

  Commentary:
  "Senility: turning mall parking lots into your own personal labyrinth game 🚗🔀 Keep calm, the car hunt adventure continues! #LostAndFoundInMall"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

  Commentary:
  Who needs the wild outdoors when you can witness the full spectrum of human behavior at the local mall? 🛍️🐅 It's like a safari of consumerism, complete with stampedes during sales and exotic creatures known as teenagers in their natural habitat. Just remember to pack your snacks and a pair of comfortable shoes for this urban adventure! 🍿👟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the thrilling world of shopping centers! 🛍️ Did you hear about the sequel? "If you’ve seen one parking lot, you’ve seen a mall too." 😂 It's all about that deja-mall feeling! 🤣 #MallMadness

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